the-parkster:

Here we go.

Who will you vote for Europe?

• Count Fabula
• Eyebrows
• Hot men
• Lesbians
• Guy who named his shoes
• Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha
• Actual Blaine Anderson Malta
• ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t)
• One of the Euphoria rip offs
• Jesus
• Thor
• Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion
• Depressing song about birds

(via roaming-in-the-tardis)

roaming-in-the-tardis:

alexgayskarthandjackbaratwat:

iminlovewithgerardway:

dickhowell:

i love eurovision because america is left out and its our own little thing

yeah but we have warped tour

yeah well we get to watch gay vampires sing so suck on that

also we get free alcohol

iwillalwaysshipyou:

in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful

(via nobodyknowsimlesbian)

tywinllannister:

Tonight there are two sides on tumblr: Europe and the rest of the world

(via nobodyknowsimlesbian)

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

that’s like what happens when we see a member of our fandom in public

we’re just like

YOU ARE FAN

I AM FAN

FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN

(via twerking-for-philip)

thats-slightly-raven:

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.

(via twerking-for-philip)

howsyourcoffeechadkroeger:

spencersmithscrotchpuppy:

howsyourcoffeechadkroeger:

*puts on beanie* *adjust bangs* *puts on black skinny jeans* *pulls out black eyeliner*

“Its time” 

are you talking about yourself or pete wentz

good question 

(via doctorsdiogenes-deactivated2013)